Last Will and Testament

My and I have decided to right our WILLS and while I don't care what she puts in her WILL, I do care what I put in mine...

First of all, if we die together, I wanted it legally stated that I DIED FIRST...

Here is MY WILL:

Being of sound mind and body, here are my wishes...

• Everything I own goes to my spouse, except for the following:
• An antique desk that I asked for from my parent's estate because my daughter at that time was into antiques.  She has the right of first refusal.  After that I don't care.
• My purchased artwork is given to The Alamance County Arts Council in Graham, NC and if they decline I don't care.
• All of my writings, poetry, articles, novels, and daily pages goes to the English Department of Elon University, Elon College, NC to be housed in the Library.  If they decline, then I would like for my brother to be the caretaker of these documents.   If my brother declines, then anyone who wants them can make a request otherwise they need to be destroyed.
• My body is to be given to the University of TN Medical Center for research.
• I don't want a funeral service but if my wife desires closure she can do what she pleases.  My brother, sister, and daughter are not to be invited to any activity since they willingly decided not to participate in my life before I died.